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1	A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus... - A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...Read the whole joke	Animal World	7
2	Want some chicken? - Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2
3	A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow... - A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	7
4	With best intentions - As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the one in Denver. My frie...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1
5	Excerpts from the rural life - A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooste...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2
6	A man in a state of excessive inebriation... - A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down...Read the whole joke	Animal World	8
7	Almost no diffenrence - "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2
8	You know why a dog licks his ass? - You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2
9	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2
10	Beware of dog! - Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! pos...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2
11	This man goes into the doctor with his... - This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What hap...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1
12	A woman was thinking about finding a pet... - A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2
13	A duck walks into a general store... - A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vege...Read the whole joke	Animal World	8
14	Two guys go hunting... - Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to...Read the whole joke	Animal World	1
15	How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg? - How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2
16	A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years... - A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having ...Read the whole joke	Animal World	6
17	What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? - What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam"....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2
18	Where do you find a no legged dog? - Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1
19	Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster? - Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1
20	A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog... - A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swingin...Read the whole joke	Animal World	8
21	A New York boy was being led through the swamps... - A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an allig...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2
22	Good business - Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one summer day w...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2
23	If I have a rooster and you have a donkey... - If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you hav...Read the whole joke	Animal World	2
24	What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? - What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken....Read the whole joke	Animal World	1
25	What is the difference between a dog and a fox? - What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers....Read the whole joke	Animal World	2