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1 A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
- A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...Read the whole joke
Animal World 7 0
2 Want some chicken?
- Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid...Read the whole joke
Animal World 2 0
3 A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
- A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 7 0
4 With best intentions
- As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the one in Denver. My frie...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1 0
5 Excerpts from the rural life
- A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooste...Read the whole joke
Animal World 2 0
6 A man in a state of excessive inebriation...
- A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down...Read the whole joke
Animal World 8 0
7 Almost no diffenrence
- "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 2 0
8 You know why a dog licks his ass?
- You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2 0
9 The talking dog
- A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 2 0
10 Beware of dog!
- Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! pos...Read the whole joke
Animal World 2 0
11 This man goes into the doctor with his...
- This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What hap...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1 0
12 A woman was thinking about finding a pet...
- A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 2 0
13 A duck walks into a general store...
- A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vege...Read the whole joke
Animal World 8 0
14 Two guys go hunting...
- Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to...Read the whole joke
Animal World 1 0
15 How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
- How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2 0
16 A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...
- A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having ...Read the whole joke
Animal World 6 0
17 What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
- What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam"....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2 0
18 Where do you find a no legged dog?
- Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1 0
19 Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
- Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1 0
20 A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...
- A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swingin...Read the whole joke
Animal World 8 0
21 A New York boy was being led through the swamps...
- A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an allig...Read the whole joke
Animal World 2 0
22 Good business
- Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one summer day w...Read the whole joke
Animal World 2 0
23 If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...
- If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you hav...Read the whole joke
Animal World 2 0
24 What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
- What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken....Read the whole joke
Animal World 1 0
25 What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
- What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers....Read the whole joke
Animal World 2 0
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